2 hours ago
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shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

2 hours ago
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yarnzipangirl:

#steve rogers: 99% snark 1% freedom

3 hours ago
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he who l i v e t h and was d e a d

3 hours ago
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existenceopens:

Cute Hoodies

Use the code existenceopens for a discount

3 hours ago
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butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

5 hours ago
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delectabledelight:

Crowd Favourites (by Renée S. Suen)

8 hours ago
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ilarina:

There is no such thing as happiness, only lesser shades of loneliness. 

23 hours ago
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I don’t think we shall ever see how old age looks on you. *

1 day ago
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